La Fille Sur Le Pont

This is the story of a charming girl.
She laughs out loud, sings off key, and believes in taking chances.
She is quick, curious, playful, and strong.
She lets her imagination run away with her.
She has never been one to stick to convention.She is fond of daydreams that take her places.
She can order a cocktail in 6 different languages.
She feels that understated is overrated...

jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

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shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

(Source: chuskopan, via 2rachel7)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via 2rachel7)

tvscripts:

chris pratt does the ice bucket challenge, hilarity ensues

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nicole richie is everything to me (x)

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via likeneelyohara)

Fiona Apple

—Get Gone

mrgolightly:

Fiona Apple - Get Gone

Fuckin’ go
'Cause I've done what I could for you
And I do know what’s good for me

artycmonkeys:

Winslow Homer, Sunlight on the Coast (1890) / Arctic Monkeys, I Wanna Be Yours (2013)

artycmonkeys:

Winslow Homer, Sunlight on the Coast (1890) / Arctic Monkeys, I Wanna Be Yours (2013)

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