La Fille Sur Le Pont

This is the story of a charming girl.
She laughs out loud, sings off key, and believes in taking chances.
She is quick, curious, playful, and strong.
She lets her imagination run away with her.
She has never been one to stick to convention.She is fond of daydreams that take her places.
She can order a cocktail in 6 different languages.
She feels that understated is overrated...

But don’t forget that memory is like salt: the right amount brings out the flavor in food, too much ruins it. If you live in the past all the time, you’ll find yourself with no present to remember.

—Paulo Coelho (via froconoclast)

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why is it always the woman who has to see past the beast in the man? why does she always have to clean his wounds, even after he has damaged her beyond repair? why is it always the man who is worthy of forgiveness for being a monster?
I want to see the beast in the beauty.
the half smile, half snarl. the unapologetic anger. I would like to see the man forgive the monster. to see her, blood and all, and love her anyway.

—beauty and the beast | Caitlyn S. (via alonesomes)

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jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

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shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

(Source: chuskopan, via 2rachel7)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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tvscripts:

chris pratt does the ice bucket challenge, hilarity ensues

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